An old man doesn't believe the The Courtship of Miles Standish story is true, and makes up his own version with Elmer as John Alden. The final short Hardaway and Dalton worked on (with Egghead intended to be in Elmer's place), it was finished by Freleng who returned from MGM.

• Series: Merrie Melodies
• Directors: Ben Hardaway (planned), Cal Dalton (planned), Friz Freleng (finished)
• Release Date: April 27, 1940
• Release Season: 1939-40
• Restored?: No